Schteuf

Don't just plan it,fet SCHTEUF done

Your AI-powered go to market partner

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How I get your SCHTEUF done

I turn "How do we launch this" into "Holy SCHTEUF, that worked"

🚀 AI-powered launch strategy​

I don't just guess what works. My AI toolset analyzes market data to create launch strategies with actual science behind them. It's like having a crystal ball, but with more math and less mysticism.​

🔥 Product optimization that doesn't suck

I'll make your product so intuitive that even your non-tech-savvy uncle could use it. And then I'll make it sell itself, because who has time for manual labor?

🚄 Websites at warp Speed

Forget waiting months for a website. With my AI-powered approach, I build sites in seconds, not months. Your competitors will still be picking color schemes while you're already converting customers.

Who's this SCHTEUF guy anyway?

I’m Christophe, and I have a superpower: turning “we should probably do that someday” into “holy schteuf, it’s already done.”

While others perfect their email signatures, I’m out there launching products that actual humans want to use. 

Why? Because I’m allergic to unnecessary meetings and PowerPoint animations.

I believe AI should handle the boring stuff so humans can focus on the interesting problems—like how to make your customers throw money at you (respectfully, of course).

Want someone who treats your project like a personal mission? Someone who believes deadlines are actually meant to be met? Let’s skip the corporate courtship ritual and start making things happen.

P.S. My AI suggested I add more buzzwords here, but I fired it for wasting time.

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